"I painstakingly made this delightful cake for my daughter Rhonda's 50th Birthday party at Vue de Monde which was neither appreciated or eaten! What a complete waste of my time!" Mrs Ethel Chop
Rhonda's Delicious Birthday Cake Recipe
2 cups of SR Flour
3 eggs (separated)
6 ounces of butter
Juice and contents of 1 large jar of gherkins
1 sore arm from all the BEATING!
1 heartbroken mother
Combine in a large bowl and mix thoroughly with your bitter resentment. Garnish with ungrateful off-spring.