I can be seen advising the populous at many unsavoury venues around Australia. Check your guide for details or email me direct if you're desperate to clap eyes on my awesome figure.

I help the great unwashed by providing advice on the wireless through the Austereo radio network.

I also feel I have to do my bit for the community so I've been helping some well-meaning dear at the Penguin Group publish my wisdom for your benefit. It's out now and called "Strain Your Gherkins". It's available in all those really high quality bookshops now. It's full of beaut tips on how to live in the modern world without turning into a loopdeloo nutbag - like some people I could name.

My manager, an unpleasant character by the name of Andrea Powell, will be performing her brand of tasteless stand-up around the traps. She tried her latest showoff Gobbledygook for the 2008 Melbourne Comedy Festival. The Age described it as "a great show!" (they're mad). Now she's treading the boards in Boeing Boeing! which tours the country, the dirty stop-out.

Email Ethel’s manager for an appearance quote or to buy an exclusive Ethel Chop answering machine message for your home!

Some Deadbeat's Unwelcome Remarks

“Sidesplitting… Ethel Chop is hilarious”
Sunday Times

“…her rantings make Bruce Ruxton look like a shy liberal.”
The West Australian

“…fast paced, biting and witty and will certainly appeal to those who love their humour on the other side of the absurd.”
Melbourne Star Observer