ETHEL'S FAMILY TREE

Ethel Chop (nee Collinsplatt) married Reginald Horace Chop

Children: Rhonda, Keith, Joyce, Clem, Nigel and Evadne. Oh and Clifford.

The Collinsplatts

Edith, Esme, Ernie, Eunice, Ethel, Emil, Esther, EricEnoc, Elspeth and Fabio.

Rhonda married Wayne Squatpump and have  children Rodney and Bethany.

Keith married Gail Hustler and have children Ainslie, Desley, Leanne and Leigh.

Clem married Lola Escobar and have children Juan Diego and Guadalupe.

Evadne is barren.

Clifford is MIA.

Nigel remains unmarried but lives with his flatmate Norma Stick and their pet pugs Madonna and George Michael.

  Keith Chop

Keith Chop

  Reginald Chop 5 years

Reginald Chop 5 years

  Rhonda at 18 months .

Rhonda at 18 months.

  Ethel and Joyce (deceased)

Ethel and Joyce (deceased)

  The Chop Family Tree

The Chop Family Tree

  The family dog Bimbo  after Ethel took up taxidermy.

The family dog Bimbo  after Ethel took up taxidermy.