ETHEL'S FAMILY TREE

Ethel Chop (nee Collinsplatt) married Reginald Horace Chop

Children: Rhonda, Keith, Joyce, Clem, Nigel and Evadne. Oh and Clifford.

The Collinsplatts

Edith, Esme, Ernie, Eunice, Ethel, Emil, Esther, Eric, Enoc, Elspeth and Fabio.

Rhonda married Wayne Squatpump and have  children Rodney and Bethany.

Keith married Gail Hustler and have children Ainslie, Desley, Leanne and Leigh.

Clem married Lola Escobar and have children Juan Diego and Guadalupe.

Evadne is barren.

Clifford is MIA.

Nigel remains unmarried but lives with his flatmate Norma Stick and their pet pugs Madonna and George Michael.